When I put up the pictures from our San Francisco trip (a trip I plan to write about in detail until you want to throw up), my mom emailed me telling me how lovely I looked in all the pictures.
Which, well, of course I did, because I only put up the flattering ones. I did not, for instance, put up this picture:
Hello, double chin. I can't believe they didn't make us buy a third ticket to Alcatraz for you.