Last week, as we were driving to work, I gasped and Bart jumped.
"What's wrong! Did you forget something?"
Fortunately, I had not forgotten anything, since we didn't have time to go home. No, my gasp was because I suddenly worried that I had forgotten Ben & Jerry's free scoop day.
I hadn't, though. Because today is Ben & Jerry's free scoop day and if you don't get yourself out to try one of their many delectable flavors all for zero dollars, I will be most sad for you.
As for me, I'm already perusing the website, trying to decide what flavor I'll like most.