June 14, 2007

Questions I want answered

- Why does a good hair morning not in any way indicate the way your hair will look at 6:00 p.m.??

- Why did I eat FOUR donuts today at work? (Follow-up question: Why was I too lazy to make a lunch today?)

- Why do I dislike the thought of going out to meet up with a bunch of gals that I like and that I know I will have fun with? Why do I think it will be more awesome to stay home lying on the couch like a slug?

- Why is my computer STILL doing the delayed type-y thing?

- Why do I have no body temperature between FREEEEEZING and "oh, my goodness, I might pass out from the heat, it's so hot my KNEES are sweating!"

- Why is my diploma still not here? Why must I suffer so? Why cannot I get the first real academic diploma of my life?

- Why do I cut donuts into pieces, as if I will only eat that one-fifth, when I know full well that I will come back and eat every other piece one by one?

- Why cannot I not find Greek Yogurt anywhere? Because I want to make this! And without Greek Yogurt I am LOOOOOOOST.

- Why did the Internet just go down?
Answer me any of those questions and you will win a prize! A prize of nothing! What could be more wonderful?

8 comments:

  1. I have the freezing/sweating issue but I know exactly who and what to blame.
    Freezing: my husband and 3 boys who insist on indoor temps akin to that of the tundra.

    Sweating: I live in Alabama.

    Solution: blankets, Secret Clinical deodorant. Voila!

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  2. - Why does a good hair morning not in any way indicate the way your hair will look at 6:00 p.m.??

    Not sure, humidity???

    - Why did I eat FOUR donuts today at work? (Follow-up question: Why was I too lazy to make a lunch today?)

    They taste good.

    - Why do I dislike the thought of going out to meet up with a bunch of gals that I like and that I know I will have fun with? Why do I think it will be more awesome to stay home lying on the couch like a slug?

    The couch is always a better choice.

    - Why is my computer STILL doing the delayed type-y thing?

    You have spyware. I suggest Counterspy. wonderful tool.

    - Why do I have no body temperature between FREEEEEZING and "oh, my goodness, I might pass out from the heat, it's so hot my KNEES are sweating!"

    Ewww, I know though. I hate it when the back of my knees sweat. Ick.

    - Why is my diploma still not here? Why must I suffer so? Why cannot I get the first real academic diploma of my life?

    Hmmm, if it's from a state school it may get there by the time you have grandchildren.

    - Why do I cut donuts into pieces, as if I will only eat that one-fifth, when I know full well that I will come back and eat every other piece one by one?

    That's wrong. Donuts are finger food.

    - Why cannot I not find Greek Yogurt anywhere? Because I want to make this! And without Greek Yogurt I am LOOOOOOOST.

    Call Greece

    - Why did the Internet just go down?

    Hmmm I think ...

    ~Jef

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  3. Janssen, I can't wait until you have kids. Heehee.

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  4. Greek Yogurt can be found at Trader Joe's if you have one near:)

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  5. I too was going to suggest Trader Joe's. Their website has a Location finder so you can find out if there is one near you.
    http://www.traderjoes.com/

    Another place I find Greek yogurt is at Whole Foods. They also provide a store locater on their website.
    http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/

    Hope you can find the yogurt. The recipe you are looking at looks very yummy!

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  6. why does that recipe look SOOOOOOOO good?!?! I think you should just strain regular yogurt, i bet you can find some cheesecloth?

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  7. I would KILL for a donut right now.

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  8. Have you ever arrived home from work and realized you were having a good hair day and you didn't even realize it?

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